What do you love from the 1980s decade?
The fashion. Hands down.
Do you meditate or believe in meditation? Does it help you?
I do meditate on a semi-frequent basis. My common method of meditation is actually through the Meditation Podcast, which you can find on iTunes. Not only have their meditations helped me sleep, they have effectively helped me calm down from my anxiety.
In the United States, the Department of Transportation is in charge of time zones. You feel a new time zone should be created. Where is it, and what would it be called?
To make this more interesting, I’ve made the central character a girl in her late teens, early twenties. Think Reese Witherspoon from “Legally Blonde.”
To Who It May Concern,
My name is Leslie Middleton and I’m a part of the Delta Sigma Delta Chi sorority at Missouri State University in St. Louis. I’m writing to you today with a proposal. I would like the United State of the USA to have one more timezone. It would be called “Party Time” and every day it would be allow more daylight, irregardless if it’s Daylight Savings Time. The time zone would be rove throughout the country around sunset. It would actually reverse the sun for a few more hours. This purpose would be solely for partying and offering the perfect light for taking selfies with friends. I think that offering this would literaly raise moral as a nation.
Think it over and text me on Kik, k?
Kthnxbai
Leslie
Well hello again, it’s a been a minute.
Write a headline for the day after the world ends.
Courtesy of The Newspaper Clipping Generator
You’re launching a sound recording of life on Earth into outer space to act as a emissary for the human race. Name the five specific sounds you will record.
Convey the third sound in detail. Don’t bother using words.
Tick, tick, tick, tick. (this is onomatopoeia)
Your recording may include a short inscription on it, the only text that will accompany these Earth sounds. There is space for only six words.
Our life as we know it.
Currently Listening To: Angel Haze – Back To The Woods (entire album on Soundcloud)
I’ve been an Angel Haze fan for a few years now and her music never ceases to impress me. Her newest album, Back To The Woods, is spectacular. I highly recommend it.
What is at the top of your list of things you want to do before you die?
As incredibly nerdy as it sounds, I would really like to do one of those ancestral DNA tests and locate the places my ancestors came. Some of it would be confirmation of places I already knew (Czech, Irish, Swedish, German), but it would be cool to discover more of my origin. Genealogy has always been a thing that heavily interested me.
The words on your tombstone
“Guys, I was supposed to be cremated.”
Currently thinking about: Springfield Roller Girls. I’ll be attending my second roller derby bout at 6pm on Saturday. So stoked! Hands down, it’s my favorite sport to watch.
I might not agree with myself in a year.
– Aisha Tyler
A boy snooping through his mother’s closet finds a box on a high shelf. Inside, he uncovers _______. Name for possibilities and the different outcomes.
1. Samurai blade, gun, rope, and various bottles of poison.
This discovery proved to Billy that his mother was, in fact, a world-class assassin.
2. Superhero mask and cape
This discovery proved to Tommy that his mother was, in fact, a vigilante superhero. Or superheroine, as it was.
3. Wand and spellbooks.
This discovery proved to Sean that his mother was, in fact, a witch capable of awesome magic.
4. Counterfeit ID’s and passports, all with mom’s face with different names.
This discovery proved to Michael that his mother was, in fact, a former con.
Bonus!
5. A picture of Drake and a red bracelet.
This discovery proved to Rocco that his mother was, in fact, Madonna.
Currently sitting in a McDonald’s with my mom, waiting until it’s time for me to go to the airport. I fly out for San Francisco at 6:25am tomorrow.
Being a waitress, being a comic, and also listening to Amy Poehler’s Yes Please on Audible, I found I was able to relate to this quote:
“How a person treats their waitress is a great indication of their character.” – Amy Poehler
A man with six noses!
Not really, just a weird animation of a bee that I made using MS Paint.
It’s only one loop, so make the most of it.
Tweet from a dead famous person:
Benjamin Franklin
BeFrank1706: Got my face on the hundo. Didn’t even have to become pres. #winning #murrica #justkidding #france #letsgoflyakite #iinventedbifocals
Anna Nicole Smith
ASmi_Nikky: It’s not until after you die that you learn how many people had gambled death pools on you. #truthbomb
Jack Lemmon
SourWedgieJohnny: Filming “Some Like It Hot” is what made me a feminist man. When it comes to understanding women, you could say I walked in their shoes.
Sometimes your body wakes you up at odd hours and you’re unable of going back to sleep again. That’s me today. In two weeks, I’ll be heading up to St. Louis so I can fly out the next morning to San Francisco. The itch for adventure has made me a little forgetful and anxious. I’m flying out alone, which is something I’ve done before. It’s both exhilarating and nerve-wracking. It marks a new beginning for me. A new chapter where I feed my deep need for exploration. Next month, I’ll be traveling to Chicago for the first time. It’s a comedy Mecca and it’s time that I experienced it.
I’ve taken to reading (or listening to audio books thanks to Audible) written by comediennes and watching videos of their performances. I’ve already read Self-Inflicted Wounds by Aisha Tyler (my comedy idol) and Girl Walks Into A Bar… by Rachel Dratch. Both are insanely helpful books for fledgling comic such as myself. Both have interesting parallels despite being written by two completely different women with different personalities. Two women in comedy went to Dartmouth and have a connection to San Francisco. Both of their careers took a long time to cultivate and to hone. It’s inspiring to me. It means it isn’t too late for me to jump on this train and focus on my dreams. That’s a good feeling. It’s good anxiety and nervousness. Woo.
What About The Alchemy? 
