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Human Zoo – 100 Word Story (from 400 Writing Prompts) — June 20, 2016

Human Zoo – 100 Word Story (from 400 Writing Prompts)

If you fell down a rabbit hole,what do you think you’d find?

Years ago, my mom asked me to go to the park with my sister. The park wasn’t far from our house, so my sister and I rode our bikes over and played hide and seek. I looked for somewhere to hide and saw a big tree with roots that I could crawl under. I crawled and crawled, until…I fell into darkness and landed on cold floor. I was in a cage with strange-looking beings staring at me. They had green skin and black eyes. I couldn’t understand their words. They watched me like I was an animal in a zoo.

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photo credit: iStock by Getty Images

 

Tinder the Musical — June 12, 2016

Tinder the Musical

I’ll gladly say it: I hate Tinder. I hate online dating in general, but I really hate Tinder. Major kudos to the lucky ducks who have successfully found love in the internet cesspool of left and right swiping because I tend to find more creeps and disgusting vulgarities than actual guys interested in something substantial. I rarely look at Tinder these days and when I do, I usually regret it. Today was one of those days.

I remembered a conversation I had with my friend Sarah. When I went to Chicago last year, she was the one who showed me around town. One of the times she was visiting home in good ol’ Springfield, we were at the local donut shop and we thought about how funny it would be to write a musical about Tinder. After checking my Tinder today and being thoroughly disappointed, I made this:

tinder the musical

Still reading: 11/22/63 by Stephen King
Almost finished reading: Attempting Normal by Marc Maron (I recommend it in audiobook form)

Blog Challenge: 642 Tiny Things to [blog] about – Prompt 50 — March 24, 2016

Blog Challenge: 642 Tiny Things to [blog] about – Prompt 50

Strange Things Are Afoot At the Circle K

Herculaneum, Missouri on Saturday, April 16th, 1992 at 11:37 pm. A Dispatcher sits at his desk. The entire story will be from the Dispatcher’s perspective and all other voices will be either on the radio or phone.

Note: Herculaneum is a real town, I lived here for three years when I was growing up. But the names and locations are entirely fictional.

Characters
Dispatcher – A man in his mid-late twenties, fairly new to the job.Lucille – Caller, gas station worker, older woman.
Officers Davis & Bilson – Middle aged. Both have been police officers for many years. Know their town well.

Dispatcher: “This is 911. What is your emergency?”

Lucille: (frantic) “Uh yes, hi. My name is Lucille and I work down at the C-C-Circle K down on Farm Road K-Double Five. This….this is going to sound crazy…but I think I just witnessed an alien abduction.”

Dispatcher: “Well, okay. Try to stay calm. What makes you think it was an alien abduction? What did you see?”

Lucille takes a deep, ragged breath.

Lucille: (sounding scared) “So I was working and Dale comes in with his 18-wheeler truck. He comes in all the time and always buys a pack of smokes. Tonight he was telling me that he suspected a storm was acomin’ because he had passed by a f-field of cows coming into town and he’d seen ’em all huddled together. Then he went back t-to his truck, that was parked on the side of the building where I couldn’t see, and I saw this blinding flash of light. S-so I…I went out there to ask him what the light was about and there was nothin’!”

Dispatcher: “What do you mean by nothin’, Lucille?”

Lucille: “I mean, there was nothin’. N-n-no truck, no Dale. No sign of Dale driving away. Even the light was out on the side of the building where Dale had parked his truck. And I-I-I know there was nothing wrong with the circuitry because I had that fixed s-s-six weeks ago and the lightbulb was b-brand-new, bought that not even two days ago.”

Dispatcher: “Okay, it’s okay. Can you see anything outside now?”

Lucille: “No. Everything is dark. Even the lights on the gas pumps are out… (gasps) The-the lights just went out inside!” (whimpers)

Dispatcher: “Stay on the line! We’re sending officers to your location.”
(into their radio) “I need officers at the Circle K on Farm Road K55 immediately!”

Lucille: (whispering) “It feels warm in here…”

Dispatcher: “Hang in there, Lucille. Stay with me. Stay out of sight.”

Lucille: (sounding strangely thoughtful) “No, I mean that it feels warm in here, like I feel suddenly sitting by a fireplace all cozy. It feels like someone is in here. B-but…I didn’t hear the door open.”
(becomes very relaxed and slurs words a little) “But I can feel the energy. It’s as if they’re right next to…”

The line goes dead.

Dispatcher: “Lucille? Lucille!”
(on radio) “Officers Bilson and Davis, I have lost contact with the employee at the Circle K. Please tell me your location.”

Officer Bilson: “We’re on Farm Road K55. We should be approaching (radio garbles) minutes.”

Dispatcher: “Officer Bilson, I’m experiencing some issues with your radio. Could you repeat what you just said?”

Officer Davis: (sounds annoyed) “He said that we were on Farm Road K55. We should be (radio garbles).”

Dispatcher: “Officer Davis, I’m experiencing issues with your radio too.”
(radio garbles, nothing is coherent. Dispatcher’s concern grows)
“Bilson, Davis, do either of you copy?”

Officer Davis: “There’s nothing going on here.”

Dispatcher: “What do you mean by nothing?”

Officer Bilson: “This Circle K is closed. No one to be found.”

Dispatcher: “And you’re at the right location?”

Officer Bilson: “I’m positive we’re at the right place. I passed by here the other day to go to my brother’s house.”

Dispatcher: “That doesn’t make any sense. Weird question: How does the air feel? Can you feel any…uh…energy?”

Officer Davis: (chuckles) “Can’t say that I do. But the wind just kicked up. Looks like it’s gonna storm.”

Dispatcher: “Is there anything you fellas can see? Any sign of Lucille or Dale’s truck?”

Officer Bilson: (confused) “Who’s Lucille?”

Dispatcher: “That’s the worker who called in. She claimed to have witnessed an alien abduction of one of her regular customers. The line went dead right when she was telling me how warm the air was.”

Officer Davis: (laughs) “Dispatcher, you misunderstand what I’m saying: this Circle K has been closed for about two months. The windows are all boarded up.

Dispatcher: “What? But what about Lucille?”

Officer Davis: “I’m sorry, but there isn’t anyone by that name who worked here. Starting to sound like a prank to me.”

Officer Bilson: “Probably by some teenagers bored on a Saturday night.”

Dispatcher: (angry) “She sounded pretty sincere to me. You can’t fake fear like that.”

Officer Bilson: “Sorry Dispatcher, we didn’t catch that. Come again?”

Dispatcher: “I said you can’t fake fear like…”
(A short piercing sound goes through his headset. It leaves him a little dazed and slow to react.)

Officer Bilson: “Hello? You there? Can you hear us, Dispatcher?”

Dispatcher: (dazed) “Yeah, sorry.”

Officer Bilson: “You okay?”

Dispatcher: “Yeah, I’m alright. It’s just been a long night.”

Officer Davis: “You sure? Soundin’ a little off.”

Dispatcher: (still dazed) “I’m okay. I just feel a little spacey right now.”

Officer Bilson: “Hey, we’ll find them if they call again. Hey, you’re not the first dispatcher to believe a prank call. It happens to all of us. Don’t beat yourself up about it.”

Dispatcher: (eerily calm) “Don’t worry. It’s already been forgotten.”

END.

 

VisionCon 2016 — March 1, 2016

VisionCon 2016

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Stan Lee and War Machine posing for a picture

Over this weekend, I had the pleasure of experiencing my very first nerd convention. VisionCon celebrated its 25th year in Branson and is “Southwest Missouri’s Premier Gaming, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Media, etc. Convention” (take from the description on their Facebook page). Because I was performing at the Con, I was able to get a day pass for free and then upgrade that pass for $10. I mean, that’s a no-brainer!

I had a fantastic time. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to finally get dressed up and

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Me Ramona Flowers posing with Deadpool

go to a convention. Besides playing Zoe in our staged Firefly parody, I cosplayed for the first two days of the Con as Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. I was Ramona two halloweens ago and her costume is really easy for me due to having an already similar style. Some people got it and complimented me. Others just asked me if I had dressed up for the Con. I even had some friends inquire if I had cut and colored my hair! Sadly, despite hearing there were several Scott Pilgrims around the Con, I didn’t cross paths with any of them.

Our Firefly show on Saturday went great! We actually had to get more seats for audience members and there were still people standing to watch our show. As someone fairly new to the acting world, that feeling finally debuting something we had worked on vigorously since January is so great. Not once was I ever nervous about the show. It was a great feeling.

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There was something really satisfying about reading horrible cards in such a fancy hotel.

The rest of our Saturday was a lot of fun too. Most of the cast actually staying and chilled at the Con. We spent the time having a lot of laughs and playing my Cards Against Humanity until the wee hours of the morning.

Sunday was a calm and easy day. If you ever go to a convention on their last day and you go to the vendor booth,  you can find yourself some awesome deals. In my case, I was able to score adorable earrings from Remember Me Jewelry.

earrings from Remember Me Jewelry
As long as I am a server at a breakfast restaurant, I can never have too many breakfast-themed earrings.

Overall, this was one of the best weekends I’ve had in a while. The environment and community that went on at VisionCon was so welcoming and accepting. I would love to go back next year! Maybe this is the start of my cosplaying and convention-going years. We’ll see.  🙂

 

Promotion: Firefly Live On Stage @ VisionCon: Jaynestown — February 23, 2016
bnnnnnnnnnnnnn74 (a 400 Writing Prompt) — February 3, 2016

bnnnnnnnnnnnnn74 (a 400 Writing Prompt)

What gives you butterflies in your stomach? Do you like the feeling?

What gives me butterflies?

love; performing; writing; laughing; seeing someone who means a lot to me; hearing a song that’s infiltrated my mind for the last week and can’t leave; seeing an attractive customer at my job; traveling; adventure; new experiences; finding someone who resonates with me; connecting; reconnecting; letting go; freedom; happiness in others.

Just to name a few.

And yes, I love the feeling.

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In case you’re wondering, the title comes from my newest cat (a young boy named Stitch) walking on my laptop keyboard.

 

 

The 1980’s (From 400 Prompts) — February 2, 2016
Fortune Cookie Thoughts (from 400 Prompts) — January 29, 2016

Fortune Cookie Thoughts (from 400 Prompts)

Write ten original thoughts that will be stuffed inside fortune cookies for strangers to read. NOTE: Most of these are just pieces of advice and don’t really tell you a fortune. But then again, I don’t remember the last time I received a fortune cookie that actually had a fortune in it.

  1. Don’t make permanent decisions based on temporary emotions. (good advice from my mother).
  2. A real friendship can withstand anything.
  3. It is possible to love someone from a distance. Especially when the distance is for your own benefit.
  4. Don’t believe people who have to tell you they’re a nice person using their words inside of their actions.
  5. Take care of yourself, no matter what good or bad is going on in your life.
  6. Be as brave in person as you are behind your computer keyboard. (shoutout to all of my troll friends)
  7. Sometimes you’re the spoke, sometimes you’re the wheel.
  8. You will never look back and regret the times you stood up for yourself.
  9. If forgiveness meant you had to forget the wrongs someone else made, then the phrase wouldn’t be “forgive and forget.”
  10. Trust that if someone is meant to be a part of your life, they’ll stick around. If they leave, it’s for a good reason. If they’re meant to return, they’ll find a way back.

Nugget of Wisdom: A former friend of mine used to say, “The Universe is unfolding as it should.” I don’t know where that came from, but I found it’s calmed me in a panic attack or two.

About a month ago, I came across this awesome mantra. It renders a very simplistic message: I love you. I forgive you. I release you.

Currently reading: Attemping Normal by Marc Maron. I’ve been on a serious Maron kick as of late. I’ve been listening to a lot of WTF episodes and watching Maron on Netflix and I highly recommend both. I’ve found that the things Maron says really resonate with me. The best kind of art is the art that I find I can relate to and connect with.

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All this talk about fortune cookies reminded me of the time my friend Kaiser got a fortune cookie without a fortune in it. Photo cred: J. Kaiser
Top Ten Things On My Bucket List (from 400 Writing Prompts) — January 28, 2016

Top Ten Things On My Bucket List (from 400 Writing Prompts)

  1. Go bungee jumping
  2. Go on a cross-country roadtrip
  3. Thoughtfully vandalize a building  Hone what art skills I have
  4. Dance on a beach by a bonfire
  5. See the sunrise four times, each in a different corner of the US
  6. Experience Christmas in the summer (AKA go to Australia)
  7. Learn the violin part in “El Tango de Roxanne” from Moulin Rouge
  8. Have a group lunch with various role models throughout my childhood and until my current adulthood
    • Unless I find out I’m dying young, that will be a lot of people. Party time, amirite?
    • Some people invited to the “role-model” party will include Cher and Steve Buscemi
  9. Have something I have written be adapted for television or film
  10. Host Saturday Night Live at least once
  11. *bonus* See a narwhal
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Thanks to the internet for keeping track of my random thoughts and to Timehop for forcing nostalgia. I made this post back in September 2014. I was actually told by a friend shortly after posting this nostalgic tweet that there is a camp (WeekiWachee) where you can become a mermaid. #themoreyouknow
Tick Tock (from 400 Writing Prompts) — January 21, 2016

Tick Tock (from 400 Writing Prompts)

What types of sounds would you love a clock to make?

  • Boing! Boing! Boing! – At the top of every hour (at someone else’s house)
  • Purring – Instead of the usual ticktock
  • Any relaxing sounds – Ocean waves, sounds of a meadow, those binaural tones that affect your brain or even white noise

What is something that fascinates you, and why?

I have a weird interest with creepy-looking fish. For a while, I was really intrigued with anglerfish and snakehead fish. They both have this weird prehistoric look to them but, since they haven’t evolved due to necessity, they look similar to how they would have looked back in the day. Snakehead fish in particular really weirded me out because they are a fish that can live for days outside of water and travel to another body of water by moving their body back and forth. Weird stuff.

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Angler fish Photo cred: National Geographic

National Geographic: Invasion of the Snakeheads